Christina Bath Remodel

Christina Bath Remodel

Yes I admit it, I cannot stand that commercial. You know the one. It’s the commercial for that Jacuzzi bath remodel thing? That commercial has Christina using these Batman voice inflections to terrorize America. You’ve probably wished you hadn’t heard it a million times. It’s the one trying to sell that Jacuzzi... with Christina's voice inflections torturing every American ear which should definitely be classified as some kind of hate crime. 

There’s a lot of really horrible TV commercials out there, but I’ve never had a super negative reaction to a person’s voice like Christina’s during her Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial. She uses, these pathetic voice, and pauses, where she speaks, in these short three or four word bursts. The jerky spasm, of her voice, is enough, to make a person, want to, gouge out their eardrums, or at least, mute the channel. Do you, see what I mean? 

How on earth did that commercial ever get the thumbs up? There were probably a lot of people involved watching and listening to it but they all had to of approved it. Am I the only person on the planet who is convinced that it’s enough to make people want to change the channel or at least run screaming out of the room? How on earth could anyone believe it would promote sales of their Jacuzzi bath remodel?

But that’s somehow typical of our TV commercials now. More like Saturday Night Live mindless and pathetic humor. It’s like these companies are out there actively searching for the most obnoxious and weird people and commercials available just to sell their stuff. It doesn’t really matter if they terrorize the countryside along the way, just as long as the viewer receives a violent brain warping reaction to their super special product. 

It’s like completely irrelevant that consumers might refuse their product, just as long as they can’t forget it. That’s what it is. It’s like someone, doing obnoxious things, just to permanently upset another person, just so they will never ever, be able to forget them, ever, forever…